The Bastard Operator from Hell - Executive Relief Penultimate Re-Repost

Congratulations on obtaining the Executive Relief Penultimate Re-Repost of the Bastard Operator from Hell. Discerning news-readers everywhere are delighted by the new 256 colour format, complete with spelling and punctuation mutations, containing previously unreleased footage of the exploits of the BOFH, as well as including some favourite excerpts such as the infamous "rm -r /" sequences. Also, at no extra cost, 12% more exclamation marks and stars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Released after my trip to Britian, as a farewell to my Operating career, this souvineer edition has been skillfully backmasked with the messages "IT'S ALL TRUE!" and "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!" and contains natural roughage and tasty marrowbone. Suitable for home, sauna or office use, this message is guaranteed to last until your operator finds out you have it.

Re-edited to remove all those really nasty bits of grammar that were [sic]ed everywhere, this FINAL edition is a complete compilation to mark the utter end of BOFH.

Simon Travaglia (